caught my son, Raytheon, with some yugioh cards so to teach him a lesson I made him pot of greed the whole pack
Trust issues son or antitrust issues daughter?
soaking is a closed mormon practice
sing us a song the piano woman. sing us a song you're a woman
why don't we reap what we sow... together?
coffee mug that says don't talk to me until I've had my enlightenment
in today's globalized world how could i have known that saying eat shit and die was impolite?
pumps my cock after cumming like a shotgun and an expended testicle falls off
just started my nursing job. Finally have an inexhaustible supply of ethnic names to make fun of
gay morning for all the fellas out there
towel won first place in the soaking competition
When you die you can do a one block jump for purgatory or a one block vertical jump for heaven
Democracy works because monarchs had enough illegitimate children that their divine blood spread to most everybody
crossfaded on left and right twix
me no care about fire. fire big nothingsalad
god wanted to send me to hell for premarital sex but he can't
because of soak
"why are you crying?"
"The first guy to get kicked in the balls had no one to understand"
