I never thought the leopards would eat my face!
-Guy who voted for the cougars sucking cock party
Is that a banana in your pocket or is it the #mandelaeffect
Do you think hannibal and truman hafficking would be friends
The mean penis size of women is small but the mean girldick is medium. But not mid. That's 0.
milfing is easy, it's the birthing that's hard
Going to international waters to escape country music but then you hear a faint "country boys can survive" coming from underwater
If jesse had put out walter white would still be here with us today
foreskin fandom grab your dicks!
just so you know this is the val app to me
Gachapon girlfriend gave birth to common baby and starts asking me about if a really late term abortion would fly. Lady I'll keep impregnating you and all but you're on your own after that.
told my therapist i would not be depressed if she followed me on tumblr but she declined because she blocked me for being acephobic in 2015
george santos is just latino vriska
Describing what it feels like to be on drugs using only baba is you word blocks
I can't ever finish watching pirated movies because I always get distracted halfway through having parody sex with my fair use wife.
I looked at wantingtofuckyouisland with a telescope and I didn't find anyone
