Pretender to the throne watching the guillotines come down like it should have been me
There are no beers in my fridge because of capitalism - abstract, not material analysis
There are no beers in my fridge because a lizard guy stole them - concrete, obvious material cause identified
Blood sacrificing a virgin is slaughtering the golden goose. You can just skim off a little bit and gain more blood over the lifetime. This is why the old God's were forgotten. Bad resource management.
*crashes my car Marxistly*
I was listening to the ost of pee wee hermans big adventure with new headphones and when the whistle in the finale came on i thought it was real and said "what the hell?"out loud
It's so fucking hot it's gender gas now
"the companion cube is not gonna fuck you, bro"
It will. It will when I give it the surgery.
Hey, while I totally support having sex in public, your girl moaning is ruining my gay porn.
Being a zombie sex worker is like can you kill yourself with your panties on and one one time without them on? Can you also kill yourself with 3 different death poses where your boobs are visible. Also, can i get just a normal pic or your pussy from the front and one where you're dead a little bit? Can i get a picture of you fingering your trepanning hole?
I never thought the leopards would eat my face!
-Guy who voted for the cougars sucking cock party
Is that a banana in your pocket or is it the #mandelaeffect
Do you think hannibal and truman hafficking would be friends
The mean penis size of women is small but the mean girldick is medium. But not mid. That's 0.
milfing is easy, it's the birthing that's hard
Going to international waters to escape country music but then you hear a faint "country boys can survive" coming from underwater
If jesse had put out walter white would still be here with us today
foreskin fandom grab your dicks!
just so you know this is the val app to me
Gachapon girlfriend gave birth to common baby and starts asking me about if a really late term abortion would fly. Lady I'll keep impregnating you and all but you're on your own after that.
