Jan Kontelo @ofthefog@fedibird.com

ah geez its too bright in here *I slowly shrink until I can't be seen and never come back*

Haha, we're popping the biggest bottles!
The champagne cork flies away, but we didn't think we'd get this far. The bubbly puddle expands past the circle we stand in and no one ones what to do. We never did figure that one out. Maybe one day we'll see each other again.

Girl, your penis is ringing. Answer it or put it on silent

Maybe with a steady job at the sex factory Tetsuya Yamagami would not have minded his mother giving away all of her fortune to the unification church, sparing abe's life. He had a vision of his death, but could not prevent it.

Zizek could at any moment speak without an accent but he chooses not to because he is a silly little guy and its his birthday

with the power of lies and deceit we can do anything

I hope there are guys who are into dalle and stuff but argue online that it isn't art because they are Catholic and things that are enjoyable are bad. It's got a good amount of layering, very tasting.

it's like you're controlling him

one cool thing about disco elysium is that when you move the joystick a little guy on the screen also moves.

i forgot to leash my tree but it was still there when i got back home because it loves me

hunting down bigfoot and trapping him lime a piglin to get forest goods for my cryptidcurrency

tumblr users misunderstanding my bond with ants

Did you?

Guy who's main political advocacy seems to align with primitivism but staightedge when really he just has emotional trauma after a fire killed his parents in an extended shootout and wants to reduce smoke as much as possible.

I've never seen comic books before but this is what I imagine their backstories to be. The issue is called smoking gun.

mold will be like are you gonna funge that sandwich and not wait for an answer

Americans will be like "They closed the Death Wendy's over a year ago and I'm still mad about it."

Hastune miku should add traumatic hearing loss to Minecraft as an epic poetic comeuppance for disbelievers

joe biden isn't mentally unwell or anything he just spends every hour in private playing guilty gear instead of sleeping so he looks and acts fucked up

Oh you just know popular misterconception fucks