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tumblr users misunderstanding my bond with ants

Guy who's main political advocacy seems to align with primitivism but staightedge when really he just has emotional trauma after a fire killed his parents in an extended shootout and wants to reduce smoke as much as possible.

I've never seen comic books before but this is what I imagine their backstories to be. The issue is called smoking gun.

mold will be like are you gonna funge that sandwich and not wait for an answer

Americans will be like "They closed the Death Wendy's over a year ago and I'm still mad about it."

Hastune miku should add traumatic hearing loss to Minecraft as an epic poetic comeuppance for disbelievers

joe biden isn't mentally unwell or anything he just spends every hour in private playing guilty gear instead of sleeping so he looks and acts fucked up

Oh you just know popular misterconception fucks

Jan Kontelo さんがブースト

Ukraine / Україна :verified: @Ukraine 1h

🏳️ Ukraine government organization

When the Russians are sus!!!!! #memes

I hate these fucking soft bans, man. Like they don't want someone with no blood flying the plane but they don't have explicit rules saying that if you have to have x amount. Its all just "oh you're unfit to fly" every single time you dip below some arbitrary threshold.

Me at ant school: There's no way I can make a career out of this

Look, I'm not saying that dentists are the worst doctor but no optometrist has ever said my eyes were bleeding cause i didn't floss

The killer bursts open my shower curtain but is too distracted by my washing backpack to do anything

Who cares about the horrors now I just got some exercise

Happy 🙋🏼‍♀️🎃Gal-o-Peen🥵💦 to all my 🏃‍♂️CHASERS👨 headed to ⚧️TRANSylvania🏳️‍⚧️ this 🍂🍆GOCKtober🍆🍁!!! I know I'm ready for 🥵DICK-or-FEET👣 from my ♀️🍆 PHALLOKWEEN👸😫!!! Send this to 1️⃣5️⃣ other💃TRAMPires🧛‍♀️ IF U GET 5 UVE BEEN 👻GHOSTED💀!! BUT IF U GET 10 UR A 👠GIRLDICK GHOUL🧟

no i don't need help with vaccination i can get autistic all by myself

slamming your head against a wall doesn't actually hurt you. its just that the thing that causes a headache has the prior symptom of wanting to hit your head against things.

So if you don't want to do it that means its safe

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