Jan Kontelo @ofthefog@fedibird.com

@abraxas oh fuck i just saw the piçtir out of context

@abraxas what is this a steven universe au

@abraxas enough is enough is enough is enough

hunting down bigfoot and trapping him lime a piglin to get forest goods for my cryptidcurrency

tumblr users misunderstanding my bond with ants

Did you?

Guy who's main political advocacy seems to align with primitivism but staightedge when really he just has emotional trauma after a fire killed his parents in an extended shootout and wants to reduce smoke as much as possible.

I've never seen comic books before but this is what I imagine their backstories to be. The issue is called smoking gun.

mold will be like are you gonna funge that sandwich and not wait for an answer

Americans will be like "They closed the Death Wendy's over a year ago and I'm still mad about it."

Hastune miku should add traumatic hearing loss to Minecraft as an epic poetic comeuppance for disbelievers

joe biden isn't mentally unwell or anything he just spends every hour in private playing guilty gear instead of sleeping so he looks and acts fucked up

Oh you just know popular misterconception fucks

@abraxas ah fuck I'm so brain poisoned my first thought on seeing that text was like runescape talking

@abraxas so true!

I hate these fucking soft bans, man. Like they don't want someone with no blood flying the plane but they don't have explicit rules saying that if you have to have x amount. Its all just "oh you're unfit to fly" every single time you dip below some arbitrary threshold.

End violence against women and femmes et al

@abraxas tramp stamp material

Me at ant school: There's no way I can make a career out of this

Look, I'm not saying that dentists are the worst doctor but no optometrist has ever said my eyes were bleeding cause i didn't floss