After the mourners left and twilight fell, another group crept into the cemetery. They skulked behind headstones, creeping carefully with their shovels.
The Widow Redmond had been buried with her jewels and she didn't need them where she had gone...
They worked quickly; the sky still had a hint of purple when they cracked open her casket.
And then the Widow Redmond opened her spiritfire eyes.
"I've been dead for ten years, you idiots," she said, grinning.
They were the seventh group of grave-robbers she'd helped catch.