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My favorite bit about holy relics is how some suggest at least one person thought, “This baby’s going places—I’m keeping that foreskin.”
man I really need my adhd medicine my brain is going a mile a minute today
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make appropriate arrangements
slick marketing executives tricking me into eating gruel by calling it "oatmeal"
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I accidentally said “hey Shirley” instead of “hey Siri” to my phone this morning and now it is stuck in airplane mode.
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Today in Social and Emotional Learning, we were reviewing how to determine whether a problem is small, medium or big. We were instructed, as per the chart, that a small problem is one that involves only one person, a medium problem will involve up to three people, and a big problem will involve even more people than that.
So I’m glad to know that if I die by hitting a tree with my car, it will be a small problem with a simple solution! Do we have to be upset? No! Just go get some paper towels and clean it up!
thinking of switching from Historic to Explorer in MtG not because I dislike online only cards but because the power level in Historic is kind of ridiculous
Historic has cards that are perfectly legal that are banned and restricted in fucking vintage
you'd think he'd be too embarrassed to go through all that with his mom watching but no not the case at all
walking my cat is so funny because we still do all the posturing and displays of dominance when encountering neighborhood cats like I'm not even there tethered to my kitty
gonna take a break from the big ole turt breaking the sanctity of the live stream
none of this "oh they're called walkers because in this world no one has heard of zombies" shit
I like how the news lady is just like "a kaijū has emerged at Fukuoka port" and because this is Japan no further elaboration is necessary #monsterdon
imagining the alt timeline where I never heard of Mike Cernovich and don't refer to everything as being done "raw dog"
