#FanPrompt (10/28 Frown, Mitrasphere)

"Who's even going to complain?" Xenon argued. "You're the emperor now."

Alphonse sighed and did his best to frown, but Xenon knew he was fighting it.

"That's why I can't. Imagine if someone saw us!"

Xenon shrugged. "Wouldn't be the worst thing we were ever caught doing. Hey, remember that time when we-"

Five examples later, Alphonse was blushing bright red and looked like he was ready to give in.

"Maybe," he said, and Xenon grinned.

He had a few other suggestions, too.

Who would even complain about them now?